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Saturday, February 14, 2004 We [Heart] John McCain (On This Issue) This is the man the Pukes adore -- Ted Sampley. If you see any blogger, or hear any Puke on radio or television, citing "Vietnam Veterans Against John Kerry" with approval, know that those persons are praising a convicted thug and, according to Senator John McCain, a fraud who preys on the survivors of men killed in the service of the United States. Here's the story: WASHINGTON, Feb. 13 -- Senator John McCain came to the defense of a fellow Vietnam War veteran, Senator John Kerry, on Friday by attacking the credibility of a North Carolina veteran who has dedicated himself to defeating Mr. Kerry in his campaign for president.posted by Roger | | 10:07 PM Curb Your BushthusiasmFrom a man who didn't go AWOL. posted by Roger | | 9:51 PMLove Is Never Having to Say You're Sorry"The truth is George Bush came to Alabama. He asked for weekend drills with us. He was assigned to me," said [Alabama Air National Guard Officer John] Calhoun, who was in Florida on Friday for this weekend's Daytona 500. Calhoun said he saw Bush sign in at the 187th Tactical Reconnaissance Group in Montgomery eight to 10 times for roughly eight hours at a time from May to October 1972. Calhoun said Bush's activities included "reading safety magazines and flight manuals in an office as he performed his weekend obligations." As World O'Crap reports, Calhoun told the Washington Post that Bush would "sit on my couch" and read those materials, and "[h]e never complained about coming." No complaining from the couch? Mission accomplished! posted by Roger | | 4:25 PMAmazon Love LettersDamn, it would have been good to have had access to this -- I have a huge list of authors whose reviewers I'd like to see revealed. Close observers of Amazon.com noticed something peculiar this week: the company's Canadian site had suddenly revealed the identities of thousands of people who had anonymously posted book reviews on the United States site under signatures like "a reader from New York." Too bad Tim Lambert didn't know about it either. (Couldn't somebody have put this to good use? I mean, who gives a shit about what Dave Eggers said?) Oh, and here's the lame tie-in to today's "love" theme: The New York Times reports that well-known discount erotic model and expert on loving families, "Doctor" Laura Schlessinger "used a call about an anonymous letter to vent her distress over some of her Amazon reviewers, who she described as 'scummy, creepy people.'" Hmmm... I can't believe Dr. Laura used to curse her mother with that mouth! posted by Roger | | 3:40 PMGrand Old Police Blotter: Defense of Marriage Act EditionLove is all about protecting those you love. And Mike O'Neal (R - Okla) is the personification of love. O'Neal believes that heterosexual-only marriage is "unique relationship" and a "really valuable foundation." GOP members of the Oklahoma House have offered three measures opposing gay marriages. House Joint Resolution 1042, by Rep. Mike O'Neal, R-Enid, would submit to a vote of the people a proposed change in the Constitution that states "only the union of one man and one woman shall be valid or recognized as a marriage in Oklahoma."So adamant is O'Neal in his belief that heterosexual marriage is a really valuable foundation that he's willing to expound on the subject to women in hot tubs, but only if they are appropriately attired. According to the Enid (OK) News & Eagle, on Tuesday night, O'Neal introduced himself and presented a business card to a group of people from Tulsa who had journeyed to Oklahoma City for a conference in the hotel. Unable to reason with that woman, O'Neal approached another victim of the courts and the politically correct environment, and whispered to her, "Heterosexual marriage is an institution, but the warden's back in Enid so...." He then sat on a sofa and began a conversation about marriage with the female victim, according to the report. The suspect, who reportedly was intoxicated, allegedly leaned over and asked the female victim an obscene question, according to the report. The question was "you don't support obscene gay marriages, do you?" In fact, the courageous O'Neal was so adamant about the value of heterosexual marriage that he reportedly attempted to restrain the woman after she threatened to vote against his marriage amendment. Telling police later she "was in such a shock" that she got up and was attempting to gather some friends to join her in leaving when the suspect allegedly grabbed her left buttock and squeezed it tightly, according to the report. Sensing that the will of the people was in peril, O'Neal pursued the matter even further. The victim told police she was scared and left the lounge area, running with another friend to the elevator. As the elevator was closing with the victim and friend inside, according to the report, the suspect reportedly stuck his arms through the opening and spread the doors apart. The victim and friend ran underneath his extended arms. The victim called hotel security from her room and later was treated for a sprained ankle suffered when she ran away from the suspect, according to the report. Well done, Mike! That's one woman who will never again question the sanctity of heterosexual marriage. Asked about his heroic feats by the News & Eagle, O'Neal modestly stated, "I just can't talk about it right now, OK?" A special debt of gratitude is owed to O'Neal by his wife, Jennie, and children, Katie, Dennis and Tricia, whose marriage and family have been strengthened immeasurably by O'Neal's defensive tactics. According to the News & Eagle, O'Neal also introduced a bill in January 2003 limiting the use of incompatibility as a reason for divorce. You might want to put that bill on the fast-track, Mikey. (Link via Buzzflash.) Update: It's almost as if Mikhaela Blake Reid predicted this. Heh. Update 2 (2/15): Added Enid News & Eagle link and updated official bio link. Mikey's a member of the Oklahoma House of Representatives' "Wildlife Committee," so he may try to claim legislative immunity. And it's got an e-mail address for those wishing to discuss the uniqueness of marriage with O'Neal. posted by Roger | | 2:49 PMIsn't It RomanticLove is even better the second time around, say those who have screwed up their first relationship. Among that group might be the neocon essayist who, although undoubtely a major embarassment to his parents, managed to find his way home due to the luminescent quality of his skin (or at least the large expanse thereof on top of his head). Query: Which prolific, prizewinning Puke penned the following tribute to the woman generously willing to overlook his obvious defects? [Name omitted]'s ease and calm had already gifted me with a wondrously new sense of comfort in my own skin. As we wandered about the Cape in a green VW bug on a night so dark no stars showed themselves, we made our own light. And when we turned round the Orleans rotary and knew the way home at last, I knew I had found my way home for the remainder of my days.posted by Roger | | 2:10 PM In honor of the festival of commercialized love (but not the Neil Bush kind), Roger Ailes today is all about love. To start things off, what's not to love about this?
As usual, Bob Somerby gets to the heart of the matter, with plain-spoken eloquence. That's tough love, Bob -- but it's in service of a lost cause. posted by Roger | | 8:14 AMWho Was Saint Valentine?Tradition tends to favour the Roman Valentinus, a priest who died in the year 270, as the origin of the feast day, which, incidentally, was dropped from the Catholic calendar in 1969. Very timely, as modern couples now marry in defiance of emperor Bushiass II (self-proclaimed "wartime emperor" and reluctant solider), who seeks to outlaw marriage by constitutional decree. posted by Roger | | 7:33 AMFriday, February 13, 2004 Watching Scotty BlowChuuby-faced liar Scott McClellan doesn't like it when the press questions his boss. According to this report at Washingtonian magazine's online site, Scotty almost blew his stack when Helen Thomas asked whether Bush was performing mandatory community service in his TANG days: Thomas had gotten a tip that Bush might have been absent from duty in Alabama because he was performing court-ordered community service in Texas in 1972. She asked McClellan if that was accurate. Give'm hell, Helen. posted by Roger | | 10:23 PMA Pickle, Not A PicklerLet's hear it for a true law-and-order conservative, U.S. Senate Sergeant at Arms William Pickler. Mr. Pickler, a former Secret Service agent, refuses to let thugs from the majority party escape justice. An A.P. article written by Robert Gehrke (not Gherkin) states:There is "no doubt" that Republican staffers acted improperly in accessing Democratic strategy memos on judicial nominees, the Senate's sergeant-at-arms said Wednesday, as he defended his investigation into the incident. When the Repukes and their allies are whining that the investigation by Pickle consitutes government waste, they fail to mention that patriot Pickle was picked for his post by that pickled peckerwood, Bill Frist. And watch for Manny Miranda in an upcoming edition of the Grand Old Police Blotter. posted by Roger | | 3:10 PMThursday, February 12, 2004 Scoobie Davis reports that Alan Colmes (unlike Kaus) has a sack. Watch for an update. posted by Roger | | 9:43 PM Replacing The Chimp With Kaus Won't Help, DennisThe Chicago Tribune reports:
"Miller's disconcertingly flaccid attempts to meld jokes on the news, serious political commentary, conservative hero worship and the chimp were greeted by a huge-by-CNBC-standards initial audience of 746,000 viewers, but they seem to be plummeting.Flaccid. That sounds about right. Or, as Dennis might say, if it was written on a cue card in front of him: "Flaccid? The Exxon Vald-eez full of Cialis and a piece of steel rebar shoved down my urethral opening couldn't revive my tired schtick at this point!" posted by Roger | | 9:37 PMWho Is Maria Goodman?And why does Kaus lack the stones to print her name? posted by Roger | | 9:15 PMIndecencyEric Alterman says that the first time he saw Ann Coulter on CNBC (or MSNBC, same difference) she was spewing bile at a disabled veteran of the Vietnam war. It's no surprise that she hasn't evolved. TBogg points out that, contrary to Coulter's lie, Senator Max Cleland was the victim of a grenade dropped by a fellow solider, not a victim of his own error. I could not agree more with Tom's statement: Ann Coulter shouldn't even be allowed to speak Max Cleland's name. And she shouldn't be allowed to get away with smearing him in order to prop up a lying fratboy coward who hid out in the National Guard and then couldn't even bother to show up for work. There's no bravery in lying about a man who showed up to do his job and paid the price that Cleland did. And it's too bad that Cleland doesn't have a leg left to kick Coulter's skinny ass back to Connecticut.posted by Roger | | 8:59 PM Wednesday, February 11, 2004 The Last DetailAtrios already has this one too: Bush moved to Alabama unit without Air Force permission BY LARRY COHLER-ESSES AND BOB PORT But they were shark-infested mailbags! posted by Roger | | 9:40 PMNewspapers With Blogs washingtonpost.com has a new blog entitled "White House Briefing," written by Dan Froomkin. Froomkin says "Check here weekday mornings for a quick look at the most interesting items about the president and his staff from major newspaper, magazine and broadcast Web sites and weblogs." Inexplicably, however, he links to this post at Roger Ailes. Look out "Dean" Broder, your reign as king of cliche and stale conventional wisdom is almost over! (Thanks to John Dillinger (the reader, not the deceased bank robbed shot to death while exiting a Chicago movie theater)). The Moonie Times also has a new blog, Insider (username: fuckmoon@hotmail.com; password: prudenbigot). Here's a representative sample: Some Republicans are already worrying about President Bush's at-times detached demeanor during his Sunday "Meet the Press" interview. Is he heading down the same road as his father, who many complain didn't try hard enough during his re-election campaign? It's hard to believe Karl Rove would let that happen. Whoa! Now that's inside! It's like being present in the White House, yet dead. posted by Roger | | 9:15 PMThe Moonie-Sampley ConnectionToday's Moonie Times quotes Sampley: "If you mention Jane Fonda's name to a Vietnam veteran, it's a lightning-rod reaction," says Ted Sampley, publisher of the U.S. Veteran Dispatch and staunch opponent of Mr. Kerry. "She was supposed to be antiwar, but she clearly sided with one of the belligerents, which precludes her from being antiwar. She was a partisan." The enemies of truth are pulling out all the stops. Bring it on! posted by Roger | | 8:10 AMTuesday, February 10, 2004 Hypocrite WatchWill any of the wingnuts offended to the brink of hysteria by the the Palm Beach State's Attorney's subpoena of Big Pharma's medical records raise a peep about this? A move by U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft to subpoena the medical records of 40 patients who received so-called partial-birth abortions at Northwestern Memorial Hospital in Chicago was halted -- at least temporarily -- when a Chicago federal judge quashed the information request. Of course, unlike in Big Pharma's case, there's no probable cause to believe that any these patients were involved in a crime. This should be front-page news, not buried in a regional business publication. And if the Cyst-kissing hypocrites address this abuse at all, it will be to praise the Crisco Kid and deny the existence of a right to privacy. Kudos to District Judge Charles Kocoras for protecting these patients' rights! (Link via TAPped -- Pass it on!) posted by Roger | | 9:57 PMLunatics Make Strange BedfellowsA month or so ago, Clownhall.com slaphead Armstrong Williams was writing that "[i]n a culture that is increasingly vain and materialistic, [Michael] Jackson's rise and fall is a signpost for our great moral task: the need to carve out an immutable foundation that will help us quell the savagery that is innate to human beings." Today, Williams says to Jacko, "You rock my world." [Armstrong] Williams denied he is now an official spokesman [for Michael Jackson] but appeared on two news shows yesterday with a new take on the man whose makeovers and child sleepovers he has slammed. The Daily News did not disclose whether Armstrong sent Jackson an autographed copy of his slender volume, Letters to A Young Victim. posted by Roger | | 9:24 PMSampley DisgustingScoobie Davis also points us to a Joe Conason column on Ted Sampley, the scumbag behind the Vietnam Veterans Against John Kerry website. Here's how Sampley smeared John McCain, a Vietnam P.O.W. when McCain ran against AWOL Bush: "Sampley ... accused McCain of being a weak-minded coward who had escaped death by collaborating with the enemy. Sampley claimed that McCain had first been compromised by the Vietnamese, then recruited by the Soviets. Conason points out that Kerry defended McCain against these smears, calling Sampley a stupid ass. I hope McCain will return the favor. In the meantime, expect other stupid asses and chinless idiots to link to Sampley's scumbag website. Update (2/11): A reader e-mailed a link to a page reprinting the chapter on Sampley from the book Prisoners of Hope by Susan Katz Keating. (Conason links to this site as well.) posted by Roger | | 8:34 PMRegular readers of Roger Ailes undoubtedly are sick of my tirades against Howard Kurtz and his whorish "media column." But before I give it a rest, I feel compelled to point out that today's Media Notes Extra is particularly grotesque. Howie's column isn't really about the media at all, but rather a selective rehash of a ten-month-old Boston Globe series on John Kerry. He starts out inauspiciously: The Boston Globe revisited the era in its seven-part series on the Massachusetts senator last year, and I've slogged through it again so you don't have to. The series also casts a slightly different light on Kerry's Vietnam heroics. And you can't slog through it, Howie fails to provide a link. While Howie claims the series "casts a different light on Kerry's Vietnam heroics," he mainly avoids the part of the series which actually addresses Kerry's time in Vietnam and, with one exception, quotes entirely from Part 3, which addresses Kerry's activities in the United States after serving after Vietnam. Howie cites cheap shots from Tricky Dick and his criminal crew: Charles Colson, H.R. Halderman and Spiro Agnew. Most offensively, Kurtz claims that "Kerry had testified that some U.S. soldiers had raped, mutilated and randomly shot at civilians, shot cattle and dogs for fun and otherwise behaved abominably." This lie -- which has been repeated by lowlifes like Mark "Shite" Steyn and Sean Hannity -- has been exposed by bloggers Scoobie Davis, who quotes what Kerry actually said. On this point, it must be said that the Boston Globe article is no better, misquoting Kerry as well. But Kurtz doesn't mind repeating a smear if he can attribute it to someone else, including convicted criminals like Colson and admitted felons like Agnew. posted by Roger | | 8:19 PMBand of BrothersJohn Kerry has appeared at numerous campaign events with the fellow veterans who served along side him in Vietnam (and made it home alive). Anyone seen Bush's band of brothers? Me, neither. And neither has Scott "Tissue of Lies" McClellan: Q. Scott, when Senator Kerry goes around campaigning, there's frequently what they call "a band of brothers," a bunch of soldiers who served with him, who come forward and give testimonials for him. I see, in looking at our files in the campaign of 2000, it said that you were looking for people who served with him to verify his account of service in the National Guard. Has the White House been able to find, like Senator Kerry, "a band of brothers" or others who can testify about the President's service? What? Did Bush perform his duties in solitary confinement? Was he testing a top secret Flightsuit of Invisibility? He can't remember the names of anyone who he served under, or who served with him? posted by Roger | | 2:47 PMThe United Halliburtons of Bin Laden Josh Marshall quips: Given the president's record as a businessman, and since he's now run the country hopelessly into debt, isn't it about time he sells the country off to some rich friends who will swallow the loss so he can move on to greener pastures?posted by Roger | | 1:58 PM Judith Miller is to Ahmed Chalabi as Sue Schmidt is to Ken Starr Judy Miller, transcriptionist for the Iraqi National Congress and its fabulists, admits she makes shit up ... in e-mails: The Times's Judith Miller has been the subject of harsh criticism. Slate, The Nation, Editor & Publisher, the American Journalism Review, and the Columbia Journalism Review have all run articles accusing her of being too eager to accept official claims before the war and too eager to report the discovery of banned weapons after it Especially controversial has been Miller's alleged reliance on Chalabi and the defectors who were in touch with him. Last May, Howard Kurtz of The Washington Post wrote of an e-mail exchange between Miller and John Burns, then the Times bureau chief in Baghdad, in which Burns rebuked Miller for writing an article about Chalabi without informing him. Miller replied that she had been covering Chalabi for about ten years and had "done most of the stories about him for our paper." Chalabi, she added, "has provided most of the front page exclusives on WMD to our paper."The stupidity defense. Remember it whenever you see Miller's byline. posted by Roger | | 7:24 AM Monday, February 09, 2004 Howie's Spin CycleKonflict of Interest Kurtz puts words in the mouths of unnamed "liberals": Bush is getting bashed from both sides of the spectrum, but liberals are more likely to skewer Russert as well, saying he wasn't aggressive enough in the Oval Office setting. Although I wonder whether they would have been satisfied with any interview that didn't end with Bush admitting error and begging forgiveness. Bullshit. First, I haven't seen any liberal saying Russert "wasn't aggressive enough in the Oval Office setting." The setting is irrelevant. Kurtz is the only one with the delusion that tough questioning inside the Oval Office is "rude." If a journo can't ask tough questions in the Oval Office, she or he shouldn't set foot inside it. All the liberal/left critiques of Russert I've read have given specific examples where Russert left a false statement unchallenged. Surely one can expect Russert to conduct a competent interview without expecting Bush to admit his incompetency. posted by Roger | | 10:21 PMHappiness. Just read it. (This too.) posted by Roger | | 2:54 PMFree Advertising The Book on Bush by Eric Alterman and Mark Green. Buy it before the November election sends it to the remainder bins. Know the enemy. Update: You can buy it here as well. posted by Roger | | 2:49 PMSoftballsDavid Corn has the best analysis of the Bush interview (i.e., the one I agree with the most). Corn says: I waited for Russert to pounce on Bush. But no pounce came. Russert asked Bush why he insisted on cutting taxes in wartime (when every other wartime president since the Civil War has raised taxes). Once more Bush had the chance to pull out one of his stock lines: "I believe the best way to stimulate the economic growth is to allow people to keep more of their own money." Haven't we heard this before? Unfortunately, that could be said about much of what came out of Bush this hour. Meanwhile, Howie the Obsequious Putz argues for a double standard: But [Russert] did not cut off the president the way he would any other long-winded guest. Perhaps that would have seemed too rude. The result was more like a press conference, where each question was followed by a long, discursive answer. Rude? Heaven forfend! In his online column, Howie usually quotes his right-wing pals (NRO, Peg) on an appearance like this. Today he doesn't, not surprisingly. Putzie does have a good item on Bill O'Reilly lying about his book sales and Sen. Clinton's. posted by Roger | | 7:22 AMSunday, February 08, 2004 Top FunWhile Pumpkinhead was choking the chickenhawk yesterday, the following ejaculation was heard: "I served -- I flew fighters and enjoyed it, and provided a service to our country." War is fun, said the wartime president. That explains a lot. Of course, Big Russ knew not to ask the follow up: "Mr. Bush, after you refused to take a physical in 1972, and were grounded by the National Guard, what service did you provide to our country?"Why didn't you put that document on the screen, Big Russ? posted by Roger | | 7:54 PM |
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